Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Amy Sedaris
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil,...
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil,...
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil,...
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil,...
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The expression "Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking" is a classic joke. It is often used to make light of the wedding dress and veil. There are several versions of this joke. In one version, the groom comes home and goes to his wife's door and rings the bell.

She opens the door and he sees her dressed in a wedding gown and veil and says, "What are you doing here?" He then asks, "Wait a minute…did you just get married or what?" The wife replies that she did get married because the joke was on him. In another version, the bride's father is at home when she comes home from getting her hair done. She looks very nice and her hair looks lovely.

The father invites her in and asks how it went. She tells him that she got married to someone else while she was getting her hair done. He asks if she was joking about marrying someone else while she's still in her wedding dress and veil.

The bride replies, "What do you think? I'd be crazy to go through with this if I wasn't planning to marry him."

Source: I Like You: Hospitality Under The Influence

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